burgrs:

DID YOU KNOW: WHEN U KNOCK ON SOMEONE’S BEDROOM DOOR UR NOT SUPPOSED TO OPEN THE DOOR RIGHT AFTER U KNOCK WHAT KIND OF WARNING IS THAT IF IM IN THE NUDE IM NOT GIONG TO BE ABLE TO PUT CLOTHES ON IN 0.2 SECONDS U PIECE OF SHIT WAIT UNTIL I SAY U CAN COME IN

epic-humor:

inner—utopia:

Bless that one person in every group that is like “keep going, I’m listening” and encourages you to finish your story even when everyone else is talking over you.

charmn:

Walk into the club like what up I got a big croc.

charmn:

Walk into the club like what up I got a big croc.

sicklysatisfied:

…. on We Heart Ithttp://weheartit.com/entry/127970754/via/koolkatxxx
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turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

megaman2:

megaman2:

“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”

“no, i said she was fucking goofy”

please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother

clestroying:

When your mum yells at you and says you cant go out on the weekend

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Reblog this if you’ve ever cried, had a panic attack or an anxiety attack because of school stress

dauntlessardor:

zeldalovexd:

lordelgay:

I’m trying to prove a point to my mum and teachers

Literally had one three days ago

Yo, that’s what started my issues on Tuesday that I’m just getting over today.

sicklysatisfied:

Via Teenager (tvlrblxr) on We Heart Ithttp://weheartit.com/entry/127726493/via/tvlrblxr